Spice Up Your Movember With A Mullet

As a man less capable of growing a moustache than a new born Portuguese baby, I would urge you (for my shame's sake) to grow a moustache this Movember. The popularly renamed month has now successfully been adopted as a catalyst to raise awareness about men's health, more specifically, prostate and testicular cancer. The movement's popularity has spiralled out of control, even leading to mobile apps being developed, which let you track your tache, and promote the movement on the go.

I would, however, urge you to push this campaign further than your social self is comfortable with. I've always been a fan of the mullet (on others), and find a large amount of enjoyment in scouting a shocker. Why not trade in your dwindling street-cred for a look that'll put someone off their lunch.

America: Redefining class. 

Great inspiration can be sought here (MulletJunky, hours of entertainment).

The Evolution Of Boeing; You Now Have Fancy Lights.

Remember the Boeing 80? No you don't, because if you did, you would be 91 years old. Boeing has come a long way since their first commercial airliner back in '28 (yes, as in 1928). If you're interested in the history of what makes your trip to NY possible, take a read. For the rec, the first flight attendant earned a hefty $1 an hour, and her name was Ellen Church. The flight attendant steam scale has come a long way since the good old days.

Boeing claims its LED lighting can change your mood. Make me sleepy please.

Well Read

Its amazing what the internet can teach you. Just yesterday I learnt how to put out a pan fire, and the day before that, I learnt what Blake Lively looks like in her bathroom. There's endless information out there, and really no excuse to not know how to do anything, given adequate time. There are even instructions on how to be well read, with 6 simple steps that any tard could follow. Would you like to be well read? Thats great. Pay particular attention to step number 6. I'm talking about where the author mentions that you should "Pay close attention to what you read because without being able to discuss it, hardly anyone will know you are well read." 

If you've followed that link and are making mental notes on how to be well read, please, close this window. I do not want you here. This whole site is stupid enough without you reading it.

Look at all the knowledge this book is just throwing away.

If you would like to become well read in aspects of life that will grant you no social leverage whatsoever, and simply broaden your array of meaningless issues dealt with within the scope of your everyday rush, then I may see you back here.

That is all.