Spice Up Your Movember With A Mullet

As a man less capable of growing a moustache than a new born Portuguese baby, I would urge you (for my shame's sake) to grow a moustache this Movember. The popularly renamed month has now successfully been adopted as a catalyst to raise awareness about men's health, more specifically, prostate and testicular cancer. The movement's popularity has spiralled out of control, even leading to mobile apps being developed, which let you track your tache, and promote the movement on the go.

I would, however, urge you to push this campaign further than your social self is comfortable with. I've always been a fan of the mullet (on others), and find a large amount of enjoyment in scouting a shocker. Why not trade in your dwindling street-cred for a look that'll put someone off their lunch.

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Great inspiration can be sought here (MulletJunky, hours of entertainment).